Terms and Conditions and Stuff
When you complete the forms on this page and the PayPal page, 100 customized Insulting Limericks will be sent by e-mail to the recipient of your choice.
There is a $2 (USD) fee for this service, but heck, we think it's worth it!
When you complete this page, you will be taken to the PayPal payment page, which is operated by our parent company, "FrontalCortex."
You can pay with any major credit card, or with PayPal.
We use PayPal to handle our transactions, because it is a secure way of handling transactions that protects your privacy and financial information.
Any information we collect is for the purposes of completing this transaction only. We do not share your information with third parties.
InsultingLimericks.com is not responsible for any kind of adverse outcome that may occur as a result of sending 100 Insulting Limericks to somebody. We don't recommend insulting your boss, your teacher, your stock broker, your parole officer, an easily angered or insane individual who might respond with violence, or anyone else who won't take this as a lighthearted joke.
InsultingLimericks.com does not send spam, and does not send anonymous e-mails. Your e-mail address will be entered as the return address when we send the 100 Insulting Limericks to your friend.
While we will attempt to e-mail the 100 Insulting Limericks to the person you specify, we cannot guarantee delivery, because some people have spam blockers that might prevent your 100 Insulting Limericks from reaching their intended destination. Therefore, we will also send a copy of your 100 Insulting Limericks to your e-mail address. This will allow you to re-send the 100 Insulting Limericks from your own e-mail account as many times as is necessary.
If either you or your friend, or both, recieve a copy of the 100 Insulting Limericks by e-mail, this transaction will be considered complete and successful.